he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
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