Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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