piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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