Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
The beer is more important than you right now.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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