I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Duck Duck Cougar?
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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