I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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