No, you can still breathe under the balls.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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