i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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