White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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