Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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