this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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