the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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