I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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