Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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