but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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