I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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