No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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