Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I want to make a zoo with you.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
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the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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