'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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