Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys