Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
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about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?