Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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