So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
They have beer where we have blood.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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