Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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