I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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