after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Randomize
