I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I will pee on everything he values.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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