Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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