So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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