Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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