So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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