Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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