So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
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The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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