windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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