I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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