Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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