Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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