3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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