Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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