? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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