I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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