I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
it's not cheating when I paid for it
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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