Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Everclear isn't food dammit
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.