I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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