I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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