The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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