haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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