would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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