People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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