I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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