I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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