Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
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we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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