I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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