she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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