Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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