weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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